The Princess Switch – 15 Points
The Princess Switch is aNetflix original movie in which a baker from Chicago bumps into a princess at a baking competition, realise they’re look a likes and decide to switch places for a couple of days.
What a cute little baker she is, and we have a lovely young man
“Belgravia”
A Royal Baking competition!?!?And they’re going the three of them?
Precocious child, so cute
And there’s been a break up – good start
Doooo it girl, going would be amazing!
Do it for the cute girl and the nice man whose name I missed
Christmas wisdom from a Kindly old man?
Oooh, and he’s moved on, devastation.
Not the *best* reason to choose to go but whatever.
Are they all gonna speak with British accents!? Please say yes!
That car would not make it up that lane in those tyres with that snow :O
How does this girl know so much about Belgravia – also Wembley?
Yup, super British. Oh man, is that the same guy “How could I be in Chicago last week?” – “Well I was dude”
This guy is such a shit stirrer
This DUDE
Ah good, a not-meet-cute XD
Oooh, this girl’s a cow
Kevin, his name is Kevin
Ooooh what a cow, but good, nice to have some antagonism, and that’s the duchess, aha!
“Montenaro” of course
What is that conniving look o_O
Why is she pacing like a creep? Soooooooooo British, is she gonna kidnap her and cut her hair
You’ve gone in a different direction – BOTH OF YOU – what
Why see Olivia in an hour when your meeting is an hour? What madness is this
I wish you and Stacy were a thing too
Prediction – they swap lives but realise they love the men they’re with
Kidnapping imminent
Stacy, be better at this
Prediction: he returns earlier
What is with her buddy’s face? Is she in league with Christmas Wisdom Dude
Awww, what a cute Stacy
“Midnight”
This is so weird, this accent is so bad
Ahahahahaha, she looks like Mia trying to do the Princess walk
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is so bad, so awkward
WHAT IS SHE DOING!?
Hilariously bad, “a royal log”
So we have two tiny countries that both have British speaking people – that’s not suspicious at all. And why do they always end in ‘ia’? I know Genovia started it but I’m just saying
As if the duchess can drive?
Kevin is so precious, I like him
FINGER GUNS!? CATCH SOME ZZZZs – I’m with you Kevin
“Feetie pyjamas” lulz
Awww, you’re a cutie – whatever your name is Madam arched-brow
Fluffy heeled slippers!?!?!!
TAKE THE HAT OFF YOU SILLY GIRL!?
WHAT THIS IS SO WEIRD WHAT
NEW PREDICTION: they fall in love with the new men Stacy with Edward, The Duchess with Kevin
What is her walk, what is this!?
“Prithee”!?!?!?!
Ahahahaha, “smashing” so he didn’t return early, he’s going to be here the whole time
It looks tacky
Can’t beat a ride through the snow
“Warm horse is a happy horse and there’s nothing better than a happy horse” what the everliving fuck is she on
Uh-oh, they are suspicious and that’s the nasty driving man
Lol, well they should have have talked to each other more, at least she taught her the handshake but Olivia knows
Margaret is the duchess
This guy is such a creep, such a creeeeeeep, good girl Madam I’ve forgotten your name, I’m so sorry
She swaggers a bit much for a duchess, she’s gonna fall
Oh, she made it Oh, there we go, she did fall, just not when I thought she would
“The royal wash” lunges what is this!? WHAT!?
I am only half an hour in guys, I have laughed a lot so far
That could not be more fake backdrop if they tried, oof an almost kiss
WOW, Stacy, that was a bit much, bit fast
Smartie pants Olivia, smart girl
She needs to stop saying super, it’s weird
How can Kevin not know
Madam Donatelli, I love you so much, you’re the absolute bomb
Put Mr. Creepo in his place
Hello spooky wisdom dude, why there always be an interfering old dude, not that I don’t like him
OOF A NEW MOM GOSH GIRL
Grandmother looks like Ms. Donatelli
Good guy Prince Edward
Awww, romantic side-glances lulz
Yup, Margaret is definitely gonna fall for Kevin and Stacy for Edward, are they gonna do a lineage test to see if she can still be duchess? How is this gonna work?!
That tiara looks less tacky actually on her head, aww they’re so cute
Uh oh, oops girl, shush, she doesn’t even know what she has to play
Oh god, oh god, oh god, this can’t be good, please be a pianist, oh my word, good guy Edward again, saving his girl, phew
OK, so she has played the piano before, that was cute
Well hello again, wisdom man, are you gonna be Santa at the end?
Why have they not had the first dance yet!? What kind of ball is this!?
Kevin is a fitty, who knew?
Oh, her mom left, no wonder she can wish for a new one. Also, that wasn’t a tuxedo.
WHO ARE THOSE GUARDS!? THEY LOOK ABOUT 15!!
Inb4 wisdom-oh ok, I thought their carriage driver was gonna be the wisdom dude
Oh wow, they went straight there, oh Stacy you doll
This is the spiritual successor to Princess Diaries 2 clearly!
HOW CAN YOU HAVE A WHOLE BALL AND NO TOYS
“Quite liked it actually” – bless him
Oh no, they’re gonna meet each other, what is going to happen!? Uh oh, the mean lady!
What on earth, you can’t play twister in a kids store, also, whose money is she spending – her own or the prince’s?
OH NO
Hahaha, wisely old man, he’s so sweet and interfering, hahaha Ms Donatelli, you are a classic
How can you be that bad at wrapping!?
Phew, I thought she was gonna some how dob herself in to the queen but she just thought they were cute – aha, the mother knows they’re falling in love
Awwww, cuteness and oh my god so many presents
What was that hand the clap
Hahaha the mistletoe again, and so much “magic of Christmas” oof, a proper kiss!
Oh man, they have to swap back tonight, what do
Oh Olivia, you are so cute
“Almost like you’re not the same person” – ouch Kevin, ouch – also, is Stacy not that nice to Kevin?
AHAHAHAHA A Christmas Prince – wow, self-promotion what?
Oh shit, the necklace, oh shit a real kiss, they’re in love, what do!?!?!
Awww, Kevin also got Margaret necklace, that’s so cute, oh no, what’s gonna happen
Oh god, don’t break his heart, he’s such a perfect peach, Oh Kevin, you darling,
Oh my god, Brianna, what is wrong with you? You fucking freak, that’s such an obvious sabotage, what
OH NO, he’s spotted them, why did he take pictures before realising what was going on, oh no he’s going to ruin everything
Oooh, the Queen, you doll, hahahaha, serves you right Frank
Ooh, Ms Donnatelli, yes, how did he get such good shots
What do you mean wisdom man, what!?!
WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Also, how could she not check her mixer before they start, it was plugged in but now it’s not, how did they not notice
Come on, Kevin, keep your head in the game
What are you doing Queen? Surely you’re making things more difficult for your girl – what are you doing, what’s the plan !?WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh my gosh, are we gonna go for honesty!? Not a misunderstanding, just honesty?
Who knows, because we cut away, that cake looks amazing!
Well done Zachary! Ahahahahaha Brianna, sabotage gets you no where bitch
YAY OUR GIRL WON – With Kevin!!!
Here goes, I am so tense, what is going to happen
Oh Kevin, your poor sweet face, you poor sweet darling
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, and lol, Edward stepping in, aw this is so cute, maybe they’ll just switch and tell no one
This is so ridiculous and the total best
Aw, Olivia, so cute
Wait, even Frank is OK with it now
Oh, so they’re not going to pretend she’s the duchess, she’s just gonna marry him, that’s even better, oh and he’s proposing and it’s so cute oh my gosh
Frank!? What side are you on!?
ALSO JUST SAYING YOU WOULD NOT PUREE BERRIES WITH A STAND MIXER
Genuinely thought it would hit the chandelier
Bye bye wisdom old man, and the king and queen are just down with their son marrying a commoner, fair enough then
OK, so that was a super long one but I was flailing a lot, I actually really liked that, it was so dumb, but so sweet, and we didn’t go in for many tropes, well, some. I’m giving the movie 15 points overall, I’m only giving 2 points for dead parents even though technically all four are gone because they’re not overly mentioned. So it gets 14 points plus a bonus point for an ethnically somewhat diverse cast. Most of these are a whitewash so lets give points where deserved.
Love,
Salixa
