Movie Review: A Cinderella Story: Christmas Wish – 12 Points
Despite her vain stepmother and mean stepsisters, an aspiring singer works as an elf at a Christmas tree lot and finds her own holiday miracle.
Oh good Lord this opening sequence is so cheesy oof
Oh shit her family is so shit
Oh boy, I feel bad for her hair. Frappuccino can not be good for you
Her step sister oh my god.
And the other girl
Oh man, her boss is a dick.
Is it Dominic??
He’s funny
Girrrrrrrrrrrl
He’s so clearly too young!!
Oh my god, what is this song!?
She’s a good singer though
She would definitely be snapped up by now though
Haha sexy Santa
Ah, that’s why she hasn’t been snapped up by a producer too shy
Why is there always a dumb sister
Oh my god I hate them so much
They are so the worst
I want to punch her step mum so bad
Fucking hell I’m so mad.
THAT said, as if those three ladies did enough cooking for all those dishes.
This story don’t get points for dead parents because everyone knows about Cinderella
I didn’t know this was gonna be a musical
I’m not saying I hate it…
And here we have Dominic, supreme rich kid
He’s definitely the Santa
I mean we knew he was, but still
Nick, you can’t be butt hurt if your dad is trying to give you attention
Oh my god dumb sister
Ugh this family
DON’T DROP IT DON’T DO IT
OK, they didn’t
When did he die then
What on earth is she doing
WHAT?!
Oh jeez
Oh he’s a sweetie
A doofus, but a sweetie
Why is she saying oh my husband’s dead, two years after his death
Awww he’s cute, I like him
Also, she looks cute in elf ears
He still is too young
He manages bands!?!
He doesn’t even talk to his dad, can’t pin this on him. Unlike most movies
Oof such a cow, so shallow
Her voice is so weird
And is so weird
She called her daughter special, what a bitch
I like her friend, her hair is fun
It’s a pretty goofy smile, well diagnosed friend
So she was planning to take Cat and her stupid daughter!?!?
I just assumed she was gonna take both daughters
Oh my god a taxidermy squirrel on the tree
She was gonna get her cleaning gear
Oh my god she doesn’t normally eat with them. What the fuck
What is joy even wearing!?!?
Just realised the boss’s rule about being in costume at all times is covering up how they don’t know each other
I love his love of cheese, I want to go to his party
Animals and singing…what!?
That dress is pretty
Cat is not good at smiling… she looks weird
TAKE OFF YOUT WHOLE THIJG
Haha
Rule number two was costumes equal magic, rule number 1 was don’t be late
It’s not that blind of a date if you know what each of you look like.
HE WENT OUT WITHOUT HIS COSTUME
It’s always just girls…
BECAUSE YOU’RE A BITCH DEIDRE
Oh good Lord
Is she only talking because she’s drunk
What a fucking bitch
They’re all so awful I hate them so much
Yes elf bestie
You go elf bestie
I want an elf bestie
SHE IS THE BEST ELF BESTIE
Also hella talented!
Go on, take the hat off
Insta girlfriends, oh dear
Yeah, get real with us Nick, you’re so sweet
Oh no, they’re singing
Oh no
It’s so obvious they’re not singing
This is so cringe
Those were some sexy elf leggings
Oh thank god it’s over
Oh no, you shouldn’t have brought the dress back they’ll wreck it or steal it.
Clever dog!
But still, they’re gonna find it
Oh my god what have they done with the dog
OH NO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
I HATE THEM
What fucking manipulative gaslighting bitches
That dress was amazing and joy stole it.
I wanna kill her
Oh no Dominic didn’t call her over as a holiday gram to show her off
Oh shit he did
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM
Oh no, she’s gonna be so upset and mad
Oh no oh no oh no
Oh no Starbucks girl
His friends are such jerks
TRAGIC MISUNDERSTANDING TIME
Those doors are stupid looking
DON’T sing
Oh thank god, I thought he would sing
Talk to your dad, good boy
I HATE THEM
She’s gonna break it now isn’t she oh no
I can’t watch
PUNCH HER JN THE FUCKING FACE
Oh no 🙁
He’s such a clever puppy
Yeah get it girl
Please don’t go as an elf
Is it because in the Disney one one wasdumn
I’m charming to meet you
Oh good Lord
Oh Jesus this is terrible oh my god
What on earth was that
Oh my god ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
She is gonna be an elf, run roh
Come on dude, she’s weird, you’re better than that
Ahahahaha he’s gonna remember
THAT WOMAN IS ANNOYING
He’s gonna recognise her from the video I hope
This is so cute and cheesy oh dear
I just remembered Nick’s love of cheese lol
Oh no, she’s gonna make a mess
Oh no It’s just gonna look cute this confused elf. Hopefully .
Oooof burn from Nick
Oh no
She is indeed an animal
Isla is the best
Isla is the worst and I love her
Okay, now I love the producer woman
I forgive her all previous sins
Curtains are gonna open I guess
Oh, I thought it was gonna open on them kissing
This is much worse
Oh she made it into a bracelet that’s cute
So autotuned oh my god, it’s so dumb because she’s on stage it’s so obvious
SO AUTOTUNED
people don’t sound like that Oh man
So bad
That would get a sashay away on drag race, I’m just saying
It was not beautiful
Even if she’s singing the song it wasn’t a *beautiful* song
This is so cute
Awwwwwwwwww
What a nice guy
Good girl Isla
I love that they talked out their little spat and both apologised
So wholesome
Aw what a great dad
All around good guy
He looks like a vampire in that suit
He could be the next lestat
Horrible dancing oh dear
Obviously I watched this in December and it’s now May but I feel like I rather enjoyed this one – except that I wanted to punch Cinderella’s whole family – a *lot*.
Love,
Salixa
P.S. I hope y’all are staying safe xx
