Movie Review: A Cinderella Story: Christmas Wish – 12 Points

Despite her vain stepmother and mean stepsisters, an aspiring singer works as an elf at a Christmas tree lot and finds her own holiday miracle.

 

Oh good Lord this opening sequence is so cheesy oof

Oh shit her family is so shit

Oh boy, I feel bad for her hair. Frappuccino can not be good for you

Her step sister oh my god.

And the other girl

Oh man, her boss is a dick.

Is it Dominic??

He’s funny 

Girrrrrrrrrrrl

He’s so clearly too young!!

Oh my god, what is this song!?

She’s a good singer though

She would definitely be snapped up by now though

Haha sexy Santa

Ah, that’s why she hasn’t been snapped up by a producer too shy

Why is there always a dumb sister

Oh my god I hate them so much

They are so the worst

I want to punch her step mum so bad

Fucking hell I’m so mad.

THAT said, as if those three ladies did enough cooking for all those dishes.

This story don’t get points for dead parents because everyone knows about Cinderella

I didn’t know this was gonna be a musical

I’m not saying I hate it…

And here we have Dominic, supreme rich kid

He’s definitely the Santa

I mean we knew he was, but still

Nick, you can’t be butt hurt if your dad is trying to give you attention

Oh my god dumb sister

Ugh this family 

DON’T DROP IT DON’T DO IT

OK, they didn’t

When did he die then 

What on earth is she doing

WHAT?!

Oh jeez 

Oh he’s a sweetie

A doofus, but a sweetie

Why is she saying oh my husband’s dead, two years after his death

Awww he’s cute, I like him

Also, she looks cute in elf ears

He still is too young

He manages bands!?!

He doesn’t even talk to his dad, can’t pin this on him. Unlike most movies

Oof such a cow, so shallow

Her voice is so weird

And is so weird

She called her daughter special, what a bitch

I like her friend, her hair is fun

It’s a pretty goofy smile, well diagnosed friend

So she was planning to take Cat and her stupid daughter!?!?

I just assumed she was gonna take both daughters

Oh my god a taxidermy squirrel on the tree 

She was gonna get her cleaning gear

Oh my god she doesn’t normally eat with them. What the fuck

What is joy even wearing!?!?

Just realised the boss’s rule about being in costume at all times is covering up how they don’t know each other

I love his love of cheese, I want to go to his party

Animals and singing…what!?

That dress is pretty

Cat is not good at smiling… she looks weird 

TAKE OFF YOUT WHOLE THIJG

Haha

Rule number two was costumes equal magic, rule number 1 was don’t be late

It’s not that blind of a date if you know what each of you look like. 

HE WENT OUT WITHOUT HIS COSTUME 

It’s always just girls…

BECAUSE YOU’RE A BITCH DEIDRE

Oh good Lord

Is she only talking because she’s drunk

What a fucking bitch

They’re all so awful I hate them so much

Yes elf bestie

You go elf bestie 

I want an elf bestie

SHE IS THE BEST ELF BESTIE 

Also hella talented!

Go on, take the hat off

Insta girlfriends, oh dear

Yeah, get real with us Nick, you’re so sweet

Oh no, they’re singing

Oh no

It’s so obvious they’re not singing

This is so cringe

Those were some sexy elf leggings 

Oh thank god it’s over

Oh no, you shouldn’t have brought the dress back they’ll wreck it or steal it.

Clever dog!

But still, they’re gonna find it

Oh my god what have they done with the dog

OH NO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

I HATE THEM 

What fucking manipulative gaslighting bitches

That dress was amazing and joy stole it.

I wanna kill her

Oh no Dominic didn’t call her over as a holiday gram to show her off 

Oh shit he did 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM

Oh no, she’s gonna be so upset and mad

Oh no oh no oh no

Oh no Starbucks girl

His friends are such jerks

TRAGIC MISUNDERSTANDING TIME

Those doors are stupid looking

DON’T sing

Oh thank god, I thought he would sing

Talk to your dad, good boy

I HATE THEM

She’s gonna break it now isn’t she oh no

I can’t watch

PUNCH HER JN THE FUCKING FACE 

Oh no 🙁

He’s such a clever puppy

Yeah get it girl

Please don’t go as an elf

Is it because in the Disney one one wasdumn

I’m charming to meet you

Oh good Lord

Oh Jesus this is terrible oh my god

What on earth was that

Oh my god ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

She is gonna be an elf, run roh 

Come on dude, she’s weird, you’re better than that

Ahahahaha he’s gonna remember

THAT WOMAN IS ANNOYING 

He’s gonna recognise her from the video I hope

This is so cute and cheesy oh dear

I just remembered Nick’s love of cheese lol

Oh no, she’s gonna make a mess

Oh no It’s just gonna look cute  this confused elf. Hopefully . 

Oooof burn from Nick 

Oh no

She is indeed an animal

Isla is the best

Isla is the worst  and I love her

Okay, now I love the producer woman

I forgive her all previous sins

Curtains are gonna open I guess

Oh, I thought it was gonna open on them kissing 

This is much worse

Oh she made it into a bracelet that’s cute

So autotuned oh my god, it’s so dumb because she’s on stage it’s so obvious

SO AUTOTUNED

people don’t sound like that Oh man

So bad

That would get a sashay away on drag race, I’m just saying

It was not beautiful

Even if she’s singing the song it wasn’t a *beautiful* song

This is so cute

Awwwwwwwwww

What a nice guy

Good girl Isla

I love that they talked out their little spat and both apologised

So wholesome 

Aw what a great dad

All around good guy

He looks like a vampire in that suit

He could be the next lestat 

Horrible dancing oh dear

Obviously I watched this in December and it’s now May but I feel like I rather enjoyed this one – except that I wanted to punch Cinderella’s whole family – a *lot*.

Love,

Salixa

P.S. I hope y’all are staying safe xx

 

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