Movie Review: Valentine in the Vineyard – 9 Points
Posted On May 14, 2020
So this is the third instalment in a series I haven’t watched, preceded by Summer in the Vineyard and Autumn in the Vineyard. I was dogsitting for some friends and raiding their movie collection.
Why does she have a llama…
Not the first thing I thought I’d type
Cheeky boy aha, they’re already in love
Is he gonna propose by drone
Awww this is pretty cute
Ah, is that why they get down on one knee, so the lady can sink into it!?
Family rivalry, aha there’s the conflict I was expecting
One month until Valentine’s and they’re doing fancy presents
Wait, she’s in school!?!?
Grown up school… aka college
Good for you girl! Aha, she’s finishing college
Marriage is as incredible as college
Awww she’s sciencing for him, and he’s unsciencing for her, cute
This is weird. I’m with baby brother her.
Oh shit thunder stealers
Oh shit, big time thunder stealers and Valentine stealers
Awww she has to take the ring off
Who is this actress btw? Why do I recognise her?
Wait, is his brother marrying her sister!? That’s weird
Or vice versa.
They’re gonna not be ready…
Orrrrr our coupl3 are gonna do it and not be ready. Oh lol, they’re joking about.
Significantly older brother lol
Ah, cousin, that’s slightly less weird.
Oh no, dony steal her wedding dress too… oh noooooo
Savage de Luca dad
Uh oh, cracks are appearing
Oh no! It’s gonna say they’re not compatible
Also competitive timing seems like a bad addition
This is bad!
Oh god, not the shelves
Oh no, giving up their own vineyard and wedding location
These guys are such thieves!
Oh no, more tests, that’s a bad idea Nate
Is mittens the llama?
Oh no, don’t spoil secrets!
Also, Caleb? Gale? Galeb?
So is this lexie’s mum? Does that mean Frankie’s parents are dead? Ah, her mum is presumably..
Oh my god, these guys
These boys are dumb >_<
Oh shit nate spilled the beans
DON’T steal her cake!!
Oh my god Lexi
Frankie should have lied
Oh, no, they’re going to wrong spots, both gonna cool,
Yup, theyre so incompatible.
Oh gooooood this is so bad
How do you spell Shae
Oh no shae, don’t make it worse
Oh no, he’s gonna buy her a dog isn’t here
This is more oh noes than a regular romance movie I think.
An awkward morning all around
Did they fib about their compatibility?!?!?!
Good boy Nate
Hahaha I’m not sure ziplining is a good romantic activity
I’m with Frankie, sitting quiet on the actual ground
Are the vines going to bud or not!?!?!
I have a horrible feeling they’re not :/
Oh wait, she does have a mom, where has she been
Valentine’s day mini golf!?! Why is that a thing
Where is the mother!?@?
Go lexi’s mum
…or she is Frankie’s mum. I’m so confused
Double date in junior high, good one Frankie
EVERYTHING CAN GO WRONG
Always do boys vs girls, especially if you’re having relationship drama.
Oh no, this is gonna be bad
Oh Jesus dropped the ball Nate
Awww Lexi, such a decent gal
Gabe! Pretty sure that’s his name
Noooooooo not a double wedding
But Lexi, you’re wearing Frankie’s dress!
Are you gonna mention that Lexi is wearing your first pick!?
Ohhhhh, maybe she said “your mom” to Lexi
Oh Frankie, you’re panicking
I hope so too Nate, I hope so too
Hahaha go mittens!!
Well done gabe for fudging your way through
Nate about to have a breakdown…
Hmmm, I reckon they’re gonna put off the wedding
Or stop panicking about the vines
Or actually panic about the vines
Oh no, they’re gonna have opposite opinions
Yay they passed!
Oh no, dad what are gonna say!?
Aww, cutie pie dad, well done for being gracious
Oh no, not a frost :/
What’s gonna happen
And awww, she’s lovely
OH OH THEY LEARNED!
CHEKOV’S GUN OF SCIENCE AND AND ORGANICS
that’s pretty cute actually.
Did Frankie sleep trying to watch the vines what a sweetie
Aw good, doing the right thing for them
But now they realise they’re on the same page they were just feeling stressed and pressured
I’m so pleased
Oh, they don’t look totally pleased, I guess it’s a big thing to decide
Some mom wisdom dropping
And some dad wisdom?
Is she just gonna get changed or is she gonna call him???
Hahaha they totally lied XD
Aww they’re all gonna get married
Go oooon get marries!
Seriously, they’re budding within a couple hours!?
Yeah! Get marries!
Frankie’s second dress is better anyway
Awwww gabe and shae
Lol a time joke to finish the story
Just realised “perfect pairing” is a wine joke
OK, so I am definitely gonna have to change my scoring system because I didn’t take into account things like the people already being together. But for now, 9 points – but do watch it.