Movie Review: Very Very Valentine – 10 Points
When florist Helen, played by Danica McKellar, meets a dreamy mystery man, played by Damon Runyon, at a masquerade ball, she and her friend Henry (Cameron Mathison) set out to find him.
Cake maker, i reckon, or florist
Ding ding florist
Who is Henry
Ah, the good old contrived competition
“Bee friendly” bless her
What have you got to lose, yes… Amy or whatever your name.is
Henry is cute, I like him
I hope he’s the guy
Come on Helen, lighten up
Yes I love her girlfriends aka fairy godmother aka colleagues
I dunno, that story makes one of you sound pretty stupid
Ding ding dead parent or parents
THAT GOWN IS AMAZING I LOVE IT
Wait, who is this lady!? Her grandmother? Aunt?
This whole thing about brave parents always gets said, what does that even mean.
Why isn’t she wearing her mask
She’s gonna call in love with Henry whole he’s masked
Oh, no she’s gonna meet someone else
Legit everyone is wearing a mask
Where is hers
Debutante is when a lady is first shown to her fancy rich peers
Handy he has another mask
A super fancy one instead of his shitty plastic one
She’s the aunt
It’ll be easy to find her in that beautiful dress.
Oh noes, the botanic gardens are in trouble:O
Mr Carlisle go away
Silent auction surely means you Don’t know how much people offered, literally the point
Died when Helen was a kid, double points
Why is she not telling him where she works
THAT was weird
Good girl
Even if I want you to be with Henry I still want you to have a good time
Dead dad As well
Why is she so awkward, what is this
Oh no, competitive bidding, which is exactly what can’t happen at a silent auction
Good old mystery man
9 already?? A Prince? It’s always a prince
Henry is gutted, bless him
I don’t know what is is because I’m weird and awkward as fuck
Better not have been that bitch
I’ll get her
Poor Henry
Us this get house, how do they alwats have fabulous homes
Beth is her name and I love her
Okay, she’s a but keen, but I still love her
Art museum at the botanical gardens?? Or did they go to the met, probably the met
Awww Henry helping her out
I like this guy, I hope he turns up again
I’m glad she has such job satisfaction
Two movies in a row with happy florists
Good to know if I want to change direction
I know it’s January but that rose does not look healthy, probably because she’s forcing it to flower in January
Yesssssss Henry
You don’t know that!
Yes aunt Carol, dropping some wisdom
Oh Henry, you legend
He has enough cheekbone for two people
Very pointy nose
Lulz, that doesn’t surprise me much
Not a prince, but then why did he curfew and a bodyguard or whatever
Just call it mystery rose, not a bad name
Ew not heartbeat rose
Hmmmm, how are we gonna resolve this, does she win a million dollars for her rose and she donates it to the gardens
Or Charles bradfield is gonna donate I guess
Just call it Mystery Rose
Ugh Helen, such a wuss
Beth you pushy wonder you
Henry you matchmaker, you are so perfect for Helen
He is too cute
Hmmmmmm
Oh Henry
Awwwwwwwwwww
I love him so much, this Charles guy can just give all his money to the gardens and bugger off
That rose is ridiculous and unhealthy looking
Crystal Valentine!? O_o
He’s gutted bless
Oh noooo, don’t do this Henry
Charles better give money!!!
This house is huge and ridiculous
Aha, the veneer comes off, but snooty
Gosh, her family do not know when to back off, obviously she took it up to get on with him
OK, good, she and Henry will end up together because he knows what she loves and hates and Charles is a dick
What is that stuff on the ceiling!?
Uuuuuugh
Awww Henry, you’re such a peach
IS Beth gonna fall for Henry and Helen is gonna get jealous
Yup, that’s what will happen
Pooooor henry
Yup big jealous
Except Beth is gonna realise he’s in love with Helen
Oh Henry didn’t even realise?
OK, he did know, silly boy
So I was interrupted before I finished this and totally forgot to finish at a later date but thanks to the brilliant reviewer over at https://thehallremark.com/2018/02/28/very-very-valentine-recap-review/ I was able to see that yes, Harry and Helen get together and everything is wonderful.
Definitely a goody this one – do recommend.
Love,
Salixa.