Movie Review: Very Very Valentine – 10 Points
When florist Helen, played by Danica McKellar, meets a dreamy mystery man, played by Damon Runyon, at a masquerade ball, she and her friend Henry (Cameron Mathison) set out to find him. Cake maker, i reckon, or florist Ding ding florist Who is Henry Ah, the good old contrived...
Movie Review: Valentine’s Again – 12 Points
Katherine endures the worst Valentine’s Day date of her life. On her way home a g*psy casts a magical spell on her. The next morning she soon realizes she’s reliving the day until she finds Mr Right. * Is that a repeat Valentine’s day? Previous couple now recoupling? Ooops,...
Christmas Movies – Micro Reviews
Christmas with a View Honestly, a bit naff. The couple were already snogging at half an hour in, so then there was another hour of manufactured outrage and wilful misunderstanding before it all came out right. Also, I’m really not sure why her mother was even there? Holiday...
Movie Review: The Christmas Trap
Kara and Jessie are two teenage girls from very different worlds, but with a little Christmas magic, they find they have much more in common than they imagined. This dad does not look like he’s old enough to be her dad Is she a teen or what? Wow, dead...
Movie Review: Once Upon a Holiday – 7 Points
When a Princess escapes her entourage to explore New York City over Christmas, she meets a young man who shows the beautiful stranger his side of the city. Art is rubbish – you’re not allowed. Aha, the love interest appears Is harry a kid?? How old is this dude?...
Autumn Dreams – 14 points
Autumn Dreams Autumn Dreams is a Hallmark movie available on Netflix. Two young sweethearts get married but it doesn’t work out and down the line we’ll see what happens – is me paraphrasing the blurb. This is a super long post, I’m really sorry. So this is quaint already,...
October Kiss – 12 points
October Kiss is a movie about a girl who can’t do very much because she’s so flaky deciding to nanny for a dude. Hallowe’en and feelings ensue: Our girl has commitment issues, to the yoga class she runs, a pizza job and to maybe wearing her boyfriend’s mother’s wedding...
Harvest Moon – 20 points
Harvest Moon is a Hallmark movie from 2015, now available on Netflix. I live commented about it to my friend and it was partly the inspiration for starting this blog. Without further ado, here are my unedited comments to my friend: Watching a holiday movie – a “harvest” holiday...