Movie Review: Valentine’s Again – 12 Points
Katherine endures the worst Valentine’s Day date of her life. On her way home a g*psy casts a magical spell on her. The next morning she soon realizes she’s reliving the day until she finds Mr Right. *
Is that a repeat Valentine’s day?
Previous couple now recoupling?
Ooops, typing instead reading the texts
Creeeeeep
Weirdo, this movie is not starting well
And this guy!?
Does everyone have a crush on het?
Also, is she supposed to be a knock of Cameron Diaz
Even that dog owner woman loves her!
This lady’s a cow! Maybe people have dietary need
What a judgmental bitch
I like her assistant though
She better get more likeable during this movie
“Le chat qui mange bien” dumb name
She a gonna find a chill dude who’s gonna make her realise she’s too high strung
She’s literally Cameron Diaz’s character from The Holiday
He’s not gonna be everything she wants
Calling it now
Also, this movie is so judgmental about internet dating and cat owning
SERIOUSLY EVERYONE FANCIES HER
Can’t decide if she’s gonna fuck it up or ace it
This guys a douche but also, this is a bit simplistic
Okay, she’s fucking it up
She’s gonna be fired isn’t She!?
Okay, phew
Oh shit, she’s got a date with a stranger on Valentine’s and she’s ditching her dad
Also, you called a man you never met your soul mate but you can’t give your dad that benefit of the doubt
Hah, gonna be allergic to dogs
That’s a shit joke
Talking about kids on first date, ugh, they’re so weird
I mean, yeah, it’s weird
I really don’t care for either of them
Ruh roh
He’s allergic or terrified
Heartless and allergic
He’s not gonna come back is he
He left he with the bill, douche
Red leather gloves, who are you? Cruella
Go to your dad’s party, come on
Is a weird lady gonna be her match maker?
Is she now gonna date all the weirdos she saw today
My money is on coffee guy, least creep
Doorman guy, dog guy, yoga guy, coffee guy
IS THIS GROUNDHOG DAY!?
It is, it’s GROUNDHOG day…
Please be coffee guy
How has she not worked it out yet
So even with all the people mentioning it it took that mishap to realise
I’m glad mystery lady turned up
Also, why is she wearing the same outfit
Why is she still so perplexed!?
Oh, could be that guy. I forgot that guy.
Is it contagious!? Silly girl
Flower guy! That’s the other one, and it’s that guy
Oh jeez
Why does she have such a terrible accent
Marta is weird
At least she gives more clues than the actual groundhog day
“I don’t believe you” dumb cow
Why would she say it again there!? Ugh.
Gender of cats!?
Oh my god I cannot believe this movie is PROMOTING genderification of food
This is so bullshit
If she knows the names of them all it’s gonna be flower guy
Kenneth is a bit intense eh?
Flower guy for sure!
Is he walking her dog for her?
Also, a bit intense and it’s very bright
Ah, he had a girlfriend
You what!? What an arse
Is he saying her soul isn’t beautiful?
Man this guy is horrible
I mean, I don’t disagree with some of his statements
Also, how can she talk about how much she loves fish and not like her risotto?
Hahaha
Hey she stopped the mishap
Yay for coffee guy being fun
Awww bless him, sensitive soul
Although weight training to get rid of bullies
Really!?
Oh the rose thing is cute
Oh…. He’s a liar, I’m so sad.
Makes sense, all people call Josh can be kind of a douche
Hah is she gonna have left him
Hahaha
Awww she set up her friend. Where is this though?
FLOWER GUY!!
Come on,notice him
Oh, big notice
Awww what a sweetie
Oh wow, he spotted her flowers and she hadn’t noticed him at all
I’m not saying Hugh Grant is wrong but the whole obsession with airports since love actually is ridiculous
I thought he was taking her to the hospital!?
Oh I see, it was a quick break
Haha this fairy godmother is just rocking up everywhere
Also, is she counsellor troy from star trek
Try a different tactic girl
Oh… that flunked
Hmmmmmmm
Another new tactic, ooh with some traction
What to do
Stalking is not the answer, don’t do that
Oh man, seriously.
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S WEIRD!
Did she not even realise it was his party place
She didn’t realise
Hahahahahahahahahahahha
I love her dad
As what a cutie
Dad don’t make it weird
“And this is the first time I came to your fucking party”
Clever dad
Oh yeah, I forgot he was giving flowers to the girl at the dog place
Oops awkward, should just say you’re a dog owner so you can recognise a dog owner
Ooooof
Called it, he’s a free spirit and she’s uptight
Lol, yes Marta
Oh god that green thing
Is this every different day she’s shopping? How come the clothes stick around?
Nope, buying a dress every day
This pink one with pearls
How many takes did it take for her to get blue can of Tommy kitty boy cat gender nonsense tongue twister!?
Oh jeeeeez
She’s so done
How did he not notice the dog this whole time
Did she really think that’s was gonna work
IS SHE ADOPTING ALL THE DOGS FOR ONE NIGHT
I MEAN, I totally would tbh
Yeah, quit your job with no consequences!
People who go to airports only to watch people are creeps, there, I said it.
Oh no, today’s the day she’s gonna get it right and have no job tomorrow
Oh, it’s okay
Aww, she’s actually asking him about his life. That’s so good.
Time is passing, fuck off
Haha what was that look over his coffee cup
Uh, that was weird
OK, I’m so glad they didn’t actually believe in it
Do you think she knew he was gonna be there for that. I think not.
Hah, I didn’t expect he would apprentice her in flower delivery
Cute
Champagne on hand, clever boy
Oh boy, even though it’s sincere this time it’s SO cringe
Yaaaaaay
Hahahaha that’s a funny story
Her makeup line vs hairline!!
SERIOUSLY knock off Cameron Diaz
Why would you cut him off!?
Bitchy
Why!?!?!
Ah snow, so romantic
Disappointed Marta didn’t wink
\* I censored the word ‘g*psy’ because even though that is what the character is listed as in the *credits* it did not seem appropriate to do so here.
This was a bit of a silly one but ultimately nice.
Love,
Salixa.
