Movie Review: Miss Me This Christmas – 12 Points
Regina and Franklin are seemingly the perfect couple. At Thanksgiving, they have a huge fight and decide to divorce which will be final on Christmas Day. Regina moves in to her friend’s suite at The Chesterton Hotel. There she starts a romance with billionaire Ulysses Danbert. When Ulysses proposes to her, she must come to terms that her marriage is over. But Franklin is not ready to give up.
What is this slideshow!?
Is that 4:30 am or pm??
Why is she awake in bed at that time!?
Oh, is dude looking around?
What time is it now!?
4:30am it seems
Oh shit it’s his ex
Girl calm
But also dude, come on
It’s a fair question girl
He did legit deny it, and apologise
Ooh savage friend
What was “you still love him?” Bit early for that
Noooooo, that’s the worst idea
Oh god, that was awkward
What the fuck?
Oh wow, what, oh.my god
What’s wrong with you girl
What’s wrong with that dude
Girl, you could have picked a dude up from the street and it would have been less bad
AN EX FIANCE
GIRL WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
Oh bless him
What the fuck
This is a hot mess
SHE’S HIGH KEY CRAZY
WHAT
What
This is 100% her problem
She doesn’t trust him for literally no reason
Fuck
What is wrong with her
Oh we’ve got a narrator again
Well I guess he didn’t share his phone
PREDICTION: HE WAS PLANNING SOMETHING CUTE FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY
I was promised a break up at thanksgiving, I thought more would happen..
We are 12 minutes in
Oh my god
She’s breaking all their decorations while drunk
What the fuck
Also what is that laugh crying what
Whaaaaaaaat
YES THERAPY PLEASE
Oh Franklin, you doll, you heartbroken doll
Oh jeez, it’s his ex who the wife was angry at
Oh my god
That looked painful
Good boy Franklin
That bellboy is adorbs
Who are these people?
Prediction: she sings on Christmas
Jj James
Oh god
WHAT!?
WHAT!?!?!?!??!
JUST LIKE THAT IT’S CHRISTMAS!?
Why would you talk to that bitch?
That woman is a bitch, you knew that, why would you talk to her?
Bell boy calling her on her shit, love it
Thomas is the best character
Even though he talks way too much and crashes into personal boundaries
Who’s this dude?
Sorry I missed your hand but it was magical
Duuuuuude
Oh duuuuuuuuuuuuude
Why would she need anything she’s living in a hotel
What
DON’T CALL HIM HE’S HELLA WEIRD
Give him his tip girl
Uhm what
Rescuing You? From being a nonsense person
Christmas party, isn’t it still technically November!?
If there weren’t so many black people in this movie I’d think it was written by white people
Damn her friend is useless
Oh god seriously he did not
What is his deal
WHAT!?
Duuuuuude Oh my god
Why does he have it in his pocket
Is someone paying him to hit on her
Oh my god
Are we making fun of transgender people!?
And people with multiple personality disorder
NO GAME AT ALL
Oh Franklin
Can you even get a divorce that quickly
Was that like the next day or something?
It’s fucking ice cream, what about this is Christmas
CUTE WHEN YOU CHEW!??!
SHE’S still wearing her wedding ring even though they’re getting divorced
Trish is worst friend
Don’t leave your ice cream
What is this dancing
Oh shit Franklin
Oh shit
Trying to hide in a party of five people
He skulked two paces before seeing them
Who is this girl
What the fuck
DON’T tell her how hot she is now
What
Oh god girl
Dontrella I love you
What is this
Whaaaaaaaat
Ulysses is on it
Oh god, people who say “leave the mess for the housekeeping” are the worst
BECAUSE YOU MADE IT BE OVER EHAT THE FUCK
I don’t know if I hate or love that sofa thing
Trish you are the worst, don’t be her captain
Yes girl, do the talking thing
WHAT!?!?!?!?
FUCKING HELL
Ulysses you are a fucking creeper
Actually just a psycho
Also, how can be Houdini cuffs when he used real cuffs
These accidental innuendos are making me wanna scream
Oh Franklin you’re so dumb
Why are they hugging!?
He was being a creep like five seconds
What is this art
Dude be cool
He’s a fucking creep
You can’t say “it’s not a rebound” and also say “it’s not that serious”
Oop Alex gonna sing at the Chesterton?
Aaaand proposal time I’m guessing
Is that a compliment?
I guess I Do!?!?
That’s not a compliment
“You’re nor just a nerd you’re smart”
Well done Regina
Oh god…. is it happening?
Girl you dumb
Does this poem make sense?
I don’t do poetry but I don’t think so
Also, people reciting poetry at you is fucking weird
Oh duuuuude
You’re gonna break his poor baby heart
It’s been two weeks though mate, like chill
FRANKLIN WHY ARE YOU HERE
OH THE CONCERT
Oh my god she said yes that poor boy
Oh wow, this is so fucking awkward
WHY WOULD YOU ORDER LOBSTER
Thanks for proposing?
Oh my god
Now she’s creeping on Franklin and Alex
Trish, us too
NO YOU’RE FUCKING NOT
That’s because he’s weird
And no, you don’t deserve anything until you have gotten your head sorted out
Poor Trish, she needs some real time love
Alex get some self respect
Yeah girl, do yourself proud
Oh Franklin what are we gonna do
So Gina got engaged and she bailed and got drunk and now she’s hanging on the floor with Thomas the bellboy
Yeah, tell her what a bitch she is
“When you’re poor all you got is love”
Why would you go running in Christmas
What is happening
Still what is happening
Hmfsc?
Has she talked to Ulysses since she fucked off?
Trish is gorgeous and her hair is amazing
More shitty dancing
To the Dance of the sugar plum fairy
How are some people bopping and they’re slow dancing this is nonsense
Oh wow Alex what are you wearing
Not enough is the answer
Is she singing? What is this!?
Yeah bitch
Oh Alex, what are you gonna do
Was it? Was it fantastic?
FUCKING hell
Alex what have you done?
This is the latest party
That clap and cheer track is so fake
What are you doing Gina!?
This is the most miserable Christmas song who the fuck would write it, and why would she call it “a song I love” it’s so fucking tragic
I don’t know why they’re overlapping it with scenes of their sad recent past
Its already fucking heavy handed
This lady’s skirt is fucking majestic
I think this lady has you beat, you got at least one man who loves you
I want to watch her story honestly
Is that her ring still on the table?
Like a fucking creep let’s be honest
He should woo that other lady
Actually no, he’s a creep and she’s adorable
Is it the same fucking ring btw?
Poor little dweeb
Oh not quite
He looked hella mad
Are they gonna talk about the problem?
Oh no don’t let her hit on thomas
A while back? 4 weeks ago.
I don’t want to be alone this Christmas is such a great reason
What is this dancing with this music what the fuck
So they kept the apartment? Why did they move out?
Fuck Franklin that was savage
You better propose boy
Yeah boy
I mean, you deserve better, but yeah boy
WHAT ABOUT THE VIOLATION OF TRUST THOUGH
A story I definitely do not want to watch
Is that 4:30 am or pm??
Why is she awake in bed at that time!?
Oh, is dude looking around?
What time is it now!?
4:30am it seems
Oh shit it’s his ex
Girl calm
But also dude, come on
It’s a fair question girl
He did legit deny it, and apologise
Ooh savage friend
What was “you still love him?” Bit early for that
Noooooo, that’s the worst idea
Oh god, that was awkward
What the fuck?
Oh wow, what, oh.my god
What’s wrong with you girl
What’s wrong with that dude
Girl, you could have picked a dude up from the street and it would have been less bad
AN EX FIANCE
GIRL WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
Oh bless him
What the fuck
This is a hot mess
SHE’S HIGH KEY CRAZY
WHAT
What
This is 100% her problem
She doesn’t trust him for literally no reason
Fuck
What is wrong with her
Oh we’ve got a narrator again
Well I guess he didn’t share his phone
PREDICTION: HE WAS PLANNING SOMETHING CUTE FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY
I was promised a break up at thanksgiving, I thought more would happen..
We are 12 minutes in
Oh my god
She’s breaking all their decorations while drunk
What the fuck
Also what is that laugh crying what
Whaaaaaaaat
YES THERAPY PLEASE
Oh Franklin, you doll, you heartbroken doll
Oh jeez, it’s his ex who the wife was angry at
Oh my god
That looked painful
Good boy Franklin
That bellboy is adorbs
Who are these people?
Prediction: she sings on Christmas
Jj James
Oh god
WHAT!?
WHAT!?!?!?!??!
JUST LIKE THAT IT’S CHRISTMAS!?
Why would you talk to that bitch?
That woman is a bitch, you knew that, why would you talk to her?
Bell boy calling her on her shit, love it
Thomas is the best character
Even though he talks way too much and crashes into personal boundaries
Who’s this dude?
Sorry I missed your hand but it was magical
Duuuuuude
Oh duuuuuuuuuuuuude
Why would she need anything she’s living in a hotel
What
DON’T CALL HIM HE’S HELLA WEIRD
Give him his tip girl
Uhm what
Rescuing You? From being a nonsense person
Christmas party, isn’t it still technically November!?
If there weren’t so many black people in this movie I’d think it was written by white people
Damn her friend is useless
Oh god seriously he did not
What is his deal
WHAT!?
Duuuuuude Oh my god
Why does he have it in his pocket
Is someone paying him to hit on her
Oh my god
Are we making fun of transgender people!?
And people with multiple personality disorder
NO GAME AT ALL
Oh Franklin
Can you even get a divorce that quickly
Was that like the next day or something?
It’s fucking ice cream, what about this is Christmas
CUTE WHEN YOU CHEW!??!
SHE’S still wearing her wedding ring even though they’re getting divorced
Trish is worst friend
Don’t leave your ice cream
What is this dancing
Oh shit Franklin
Oh shit
Trying to hide in a party of five people
He skulked two paces before seeing them
Who is this girl
What the fuck
DON’T tell her how hot she is now
What
Oh god girl
Dontrella I love you
What is this
Whaaaaaaaat
Ulysses is on it
Oh god, people who say “leave the mess for the housekeeping” are the worst
BECAUSE YOU MADE IT BE OVER EHAT THE FUCK
I don’t know if I hate or love that sofa thing
Trish you are the worst, don’t be her captain
Yes girl, do the talking thing
WHAT!?!?!?!?
FUCKING HELL
Ulysses you are a fucking creeper
Actually just a psycho
Also, how can be Houdini cuffs when he used real cuffs
These accidental innuendos are making me wanna scream
Oh Franklin you’re so dumb
Why are they hugging!?
He was being a creep like five seconds
What is this art
Dude be cool
He’s a fucking creep
You can’t say “it’s not a rebound” and also say “it’s not that serious”
Oop Alex gonna sing at the Chesterton?
Aaaand proposal time I’m guessing
Is that a compliment?
I guess I Do!?!?
That’s not a compliment
“You’re nor just a nerd you’re smart”
Well done Regina
Oh god…. is it happening?
Girl you dumb
Does this poem make sense?
I don’t do poetry but I don’t think so
Also, people reciting poetry at you is fucking weird
Oh duuuuude
You’re gonna break his poor baby heart
It’s been two weeks though mate, like chill
FRANKLIN WHY ARE YOU HERE
OH THE CONCERT
Oh my god she said yes that poor boy
Oh wow, this is so fucking awkward
WHY WOULD YOU ORDER LOBSTER
Thanks for proposing?
Oh my god
Now she’s creeping on Franklin and Alex
Trish, us too
NO YOU’RE FUCKING NOT
That’s because he’s weird
And no, you don’t deserve anything until you have gotten your head sorted out
Poor Trish, she needs some real time love
Alex get some self respect
Yeah girl, do yourself proud
Oh Franklin what are we gonna do
So Gina got engaged and she bailed and got drunk and now she’s hanging on the floor with Thomas the bellboy
Yeah, tell her what a bitch she is
“When you’re poor all you got is love”
Why would you go running in Christmas
What is happening
Still what is happening
Hmfsc?
Has she talked to Ulysses since she fucked off?
Trish is gorgeous and her hair is amazing
More shitty dancing
To the Dance of the sugar plum fairy
How are some people bopping and they’re slow dancing this is nonsense
Oh wow Alex what are you wearing
Not enough is the answer
Is she singing? What is this!?
Yeah bitch
Oh Alex, what are you gonna do
Was it? Was it fantastic?
FUCKING hell
Alex what have you done?
This is the latest party
That clap and cheer track is so fake
What are you doing Gina!?
This is the most miserable Christmas song who the fuck would write it, and why would she call it “a song I love” it’s so fucking tragic
I don’t know why they’re overlapping it with scenes of their sad recent past
Its already fucking heavy handed
This lady’s skirt is fucking majestic
I think this lady has you beat, you got at least one man who loves you
I want to watch her story honestly
Is that her ring still on the table?
Like a fucking creep let’s be honest
He should woo that other lady
Actually no, he’s a creep and she’s adorable
Is it the same fucking ring btw?
Poor little dweeb
Oh not quite
He looked hella mad
Are they gonna talk about the problem?
Oh no don’t let her hit on thomas
A while back? 4 weeks ago.
I don’t want to be alone this Christmas is such a great reason
What is this dancing with this music what the fuck
So they kept the apartment? Why did they move out?
Fuck Franklin that was savage
You better propose boy
Yeah boy
I mean, you deserve better, but yeah boy
WHAT ABOUT THE VIOLATION OF TRUST THOUGH
A story I definitely do not want to watch
In true proof that the scores I give movies do not mean the movies are equally good – this movie is terrible. It’s just so bad. Nobody learnt anything, Regina was a paranoid bitch with no emotional-management at all. It was truly bad. Just, oh my god so bad.
Love,
Salixa
